Here are a few jokes/quotes that take a dig @ Mr. Mighthy - THE RECESSION! Most of them appeared in the Latest Late night shows in US TV channels - Courtesy Jay Leno, David Letterman, Conan O'Brien & co... N'joy!
- Yesterday was "Take Your Kid to Work Day."
Thanks to the economy, there's a new special day for parents and kids: "Take Your Kid to Where You Used to Work Day." - GM is pulling the plug on its Pontiac Division.
That's like amputating the foot of a patient who is having a heart attack.
- Exxon has earned the top spot in the new Fortune 500 list. Last year, Exxon took in almost $443 billion in revenue and made a profit of $45 billion.
Here's my question: Why not have Exxon bailout the car companies? I mean, one can't live without the other, right?(This one courtesy: Jay Leno)
- Barack Obama will appear shirtless in a magazine this month.
I think many Americans will identify with him - most have lost their shirts(jobless!).
- About 400 laid off finance professionals are expected to attend a government job fair in Manhattan today.
But experts believe the former Wall Street traders are still too inexperienced at failure to work in the government.
- According to the U.S. Labor Department, because of the recession, the number of unemployed lawyers in this country has hit a ten-year high.
So, there is a silver lining in all of this.
- Newsweek magazine reports that shipping companies believe it's cheaper just to pay a ransom than to change the shipping route to sail out of the pirates' way. So even though these are evil crooks, we give them the money anyway.
It's the same way the bank bailout works.
- (Jay Leno)I tell you, the economy is bad...
The economy is so bad, a friend of mine started a Ponzi scheme - and lost money!!! LOL!
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Happy "Laughin UR lungs Out"!!!
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